Upon further consideration, I’ve decided to reveal the secret identity of “Rotten Mary,” the pseudonym I assigned to the previous owner of my P.O. box in one of yesterday’s postings. The actually name of the business in question is Evil Bettie Motor Wear. I made the decision to out Evil Bettie when I realized that her web site still lists MY post office box number as her mailing address!
I would like to make it perfectly clear that I am NOT Evil Bettie.
hi there,
i just want to apologize for any inconvenience our mail has caused you. due to a complete oversight on our part, we have left what is now your p.o.box number on our site. it’s obvious we haven’t kept the site current, but we intend to fix that just as quick as possible! in the meantime, should you get any cash, ammunition, motorcycle parts or human organs in your p.o. box, we’ll be happy to pick that up so’s you don’t have to fuss with all that mess.
thanks for your patience, and for the plug on your blog!
sincerely,
evil bettie
woman behind bars
Good to hear from you! It hasn’t been a problem—we’ve only gotten a couple of pieces of your junk mail. But I think I’ll use more caution when shoving my hand in the P.O. box in the future….