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From the department of “Stuff I Not Only Don’t Wanna Do, But Shouldn’t Even Hafta”

July 7, 2008
 
 

Red Light Camera Enforcement Program
P.O. Box 4996
Houston, Texas 77210-4996

Re: Notice of Violation #0100800975xxx
 
 

To Whom It May Concern:

I wish to contest the above-mentioned Notice of Violation on the grounds that the vehicle shown in the recorded images of the violation is not my car.

As you can see from the enclosed Photo A (from your web site), the car in violation is a beige Toyota Camry. My car, shown in Photo C, is a dark blue-gray Nissan Maxima. Note the contours of the trunk, taillight features, etc.

I believe that a careful examination of Photo B, the offending vehicle’s license plate, will reveal that the vehicle’s license number is xxx xxT. My license plate, as shown in Photo D, is xxx xxY.

Thank you for your assistance in this matter. Please do not hesitate to contact me if you need further information.
 
Yours truly, etc., etc., etc.
 
 
 
Enclosures:
Hearing Request Form
Copy of Notice of Violation
Photos A, B, C, and D

[Heavy sigh.] The things with which we have to put up if we want to live in a civilized society.

1 comment to From the department of “Stuff I Not Only Don’t Wanna Do, But Shouldn’t Even Hafta”

  • Gayle Goddard

    What a lovely and polite letter to handle such an onerous chore! I guess your hands are tied when it comes to writing, and even your letters of protest to the government are a testament to your craft. Congrats on getting the item off the to-do list!

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