My first night at David’s house was the day we sold his coffee pot.
In April 2007, I decided to sell my house so I could run around the world and play. I didn’t reach this decision lightly; it was the culmination of a lot of agonizing and soul-searching and talking with friends and coaches about what it would take to give up the old bungalow where I’d lived for 16 years and housed my business for the last eight.
I asked my friend David how he’d feel about having a roommate. With his consent, I started plans to make his spare bedroom my pied-a-terre in Houston—a home base for whatever globe-trotting playboy lifestyle might come next. And I went to work on getting my house ready to sell.
It took eight frantic weeks to empty the house. With the help of my future roommate, my sister (Anne), my ex (M.), a professional-organizer friend (Gayle), and an underemployed new friend who was willing to work cheap (Julie), I buried myself in the process of sorting through 16 years’ worth of accumulated stuff.
Julie took away a couple of pieces of furniture to dress up her sparsely furnished apartment, and Anne took custody of a few family-heirloom pieces for which I wouldn’t have room. M. took some of the mementos and decorative objects that wouldn’t fit in my smaller space. We pared the contents of two overloaded filing cabinets down to three file drawers. Anne and Julie and I hauled load after load of paper and cardboard to the recycling center. I culled my thousands of books to keep only the ones that I could reasonably say I was still eager to read in the next year or two—a few hundred. The rest went either to friends or to the Half-Price Books store. The spare bookcases went to the former tenant of my garage apartment, who’d bought a house soon after I told her that the place would be going on the market. David and I made a couple of trips to the city dump, the back of his pickup truck loaded down with debris.
Gayle and I worked long hours sticking labels on everything that couldn’t easily be stuffed into a box: “Moving,” “Garage sale,” “Craig’s List,” “Freecycle.” We assembled goody bags for a dozen or so of my friends—items they’d lent me and never retrieved, or things that I thought they might like to have. One evening, David and M. tore through my kitchen to identify appliances and gadgets and cookware that were duplicated in David’s kitchen, and we either gave the duplicates to M. to stock his apartment kitchen, or we put them aside for a garage sale.
As the sorting proceeded, we packed boxes and bags and hauled them one car- or van-load at a time from my house in Brookesmith to David’s place in Timbergrove. As we emptied the old place, we started setting up my new space. The new bedroom wasn’t large enough for my king-size bed, so a friend offered me a queen-size one that he’d recently replaced. (After the move, I gave the old bed away to a grateful Freecycle member. It was pouring rain the day I helped her cram it into the back of her ancient Suburban.)
Near the end of the process, we disassembled the office and reconstituted it in a leaner, cleaner form in David’s giant living room. The supplies and paper and equipment and furniture that had taken over most of three rooms in the old place were reduced to a large, well-organized supply cabinet and one tidy, efficient desk in the new digs.
When the purge was nearly finished, we made plans for a mammoth garage sale. All the help she’d given me had inspired Anne to do some downsizing, too, so she brought a load of stuff to sell, and David shuttled over a couple of dozen boxes of surplus material that we tucked away in the garage to await the sale.
With all the work to be done and decisions to be made about what to keep, what to give away, what to throw away, what to sell, I never gave much thought to when I would make the “official” move—on what day I would wake up in my old house and go to sleep in my new place.
Then on the morning of the second day of the garage sale, David brought his coffee maker to my house. “We’re keeping yours, so we can go ahead and sell this one,” he explained. As soon as he said those words, the reality struck me: if we sold David’s coffee maker, mine would have to go home with him at the end of the day.
And so would I.
Author’s note: The assignment was to writing about “an important beginning in your own life.” The stated intent of the 50/50 class is to crank out one first-draft page for each day’s assignment. In the interest of full disclosure, I have to confess that I put more time and effort into this piece than a first draft would normally get. Today’s lesson: If I’m going to make it through 50 days, I’ll need to pace myself better and follow the darned instructions!
What a great synopsis of a difficult 8 weeks. And a wonderful testament to your coffee addiction! “Where the coffee pot goes, there will I be.”
A great first lesson, I say, even though you tweaked more than instructed. G.
Henry and I have a story to add. We were invited to a preview of the yard sale and were looking forward to attending. We dressed in casual but “nice” clothes and headed over to Ed’s. When we arrived, we were a bit taken aback to see a sweaty Ed and a few friends presiding over the last minutes of the Friday yard sale. There didn’t appear to be any party, so we joined in the sale and helped stash everything in the garage for Day Two of the yard sale. When talk began about going to buy some beer, I realized that there was no party forthcoming but didn’t figure out until later that it had been the night before. Exhausted as Ed must have been, the ever-gracious host offered to cook some pasta and supplement it with whatever liquor and wine was left from the night before (and the past 16 years). Someone opened a bottle of red wine, which I sampled before noticing a bottle of California cabernet sauvignon on the counter. I decided to open it, as it was a very good year, and had a glass. It blew me away, and I mentioned it, but on one seemed to notice. So I had another glass, commenting again to Ed how really, really good it was. At that point, something clicked, and he realized that it was a very expensive bottle of wine that he had either purchased or won at an auction. Everyone had a small glass of what was left, and we toasted the last party in the old house and the hope of many more in Ed’s new house. We had a wonderful time, and Ed never let on that we had made a faux pas. And I came home with some great books that I appreciate every time I see them on my bookshelf.
Ever since that night, I’ve enjoyed telling people “The Story of the $100 Bottle of Wine.” (I’d won the bottle as part of a gift basket in a raffle a few months earlier.)
Hey, you showed up for a party, and it would have been ungracious of me not to give you a party! 🙂